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a cute study abroad story from my history teacher

[leahrning]

so his friend goes to Germany to study abroad for 3 months, right? and she’s studied German in school, but she certainly isn’t fluent, and she never put a ton of effort into it, just a normal amount. And when she gets to Germany, her host family doesn’t speak English. at all. not a word. two adults and four children and none of them are speaking english. it’s absolute hell to get by, she’s constantly gesturing and enunciating and having to speak perfect German (they weren’t very good at understanding her unless it was perfect) and it’s three tiring months of nonstop German action. and on the last day they’re sitting at the dinner table and the father turns to her and says in wonderfully fluent english, “so I’d say your German’s improved quite a bit since you got here.”

[polyglotaspirations]

OH MY GODDDDD

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[brain-food]

This has been my thanksgiving.

[glitchnoiz]

I was the frappachino

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[pizzaforpresident]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[gallifreyanprincess]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[paradoxsocks]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[yourlocalpsychopath]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[uberfaenatic]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

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[rotting]

Ok i didn’t expect that

[wellsuckmesideways]

[lyndez]

This has been on my dash all day and I finally watched it and ajdjfksk

[alimarko]

[cutie3pnt14159]

[probablyaustrian]

The new don’t hug me I’m scared is great. 

[gumlee-and-other-shit]

OMG the end got me

[crackcitypunx]

Well then… 

[hemmohoranhecox]

rosprnce

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[ussawesome]

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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Hey, this post may contain adult content, so we’ve hidden it from public view.

Learn more.

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[ageofscarletvision]

Pixar and Marvel Parallels

Bonus:

[trufflupogus]

THAT LAST ONE WAS UNCALLED FOR

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• God: I am here today.
• God: I was here yesterday.
• God: I will be here tomorrow.
• God: I'm not going anywhere.
• God: I am.

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[weepingdildo]

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

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[artsypaige]

Chinese People : 1

White People : 0

[softpunkbucky]

#this is a legitimate tactic and i dont need this show exposing it (via @karlcat)

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[blackgirljelly]

Sexiest scene ever… Zoë Saldaña and Mila Kunis, After Sex (2007)

[pusea]

God damn

[littletoker-new]

Fuck

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[sizvideos]

Video

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[epic-humor]

Animals Growing Up

[eatfithappiness]

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

[missmania244]

The turtle one

[hiowl]

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

[sassysharay]

Is that tom from myspace?

[done]

this is precious

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[skeletonrex]

The contrast added so much expression to his face